P/ Where’s Wic, Chwis?
C/ He’s gone to the shops as supplies were running low.
P/ Yes, I was worwying about the coffee which was getting weally low.
C/ It’s not the coffee, Polie. It’s the important stuff like the beer!
P/ Is that important, Chwis? Wic is risking the virus for beer?
C/ Apparently it’s for coffee, Polie!
P/ We should be thankful he’s gone to get supplies, Chwis.
C/ Yes, but I’m worried, Polie. Suppose he comes into contact with someone with the virus. He could bring it home.
P/ That is a wisk, Chwis. What should we do?
C/ I have an idea, Polie. I found some bin bags under the sink. And some washing up gloves. And come and look at the neighbours washing line, I see two masks.
P/ Chwis, that’s the ladies bra?
C/ Not any more, Polie. It’s two masks.
P/ Chwis, come back. We’ll be in so much twouble.